"i'm glad i don't live where i used to...it's snowing there right now...and that's not a nice way to wake up on the sidewalk!"

"i don't understand why nothing happens when i axe him?"

"i tell him and he does it right away!"

"but when i axe him all i get is silence!"

"why is it that when i axe him nothing happens but when i just tell him he does it?"

might want to tell instead of axe...might work wonders...!?

"let's go to gyradelli square!"

"sounds like fun!"

waiter: "sorry, the expresso machine just went down!"

customer: "really, on who?"

an african american male, with an empty cup in hand, approached a white trash looking fellow...

a/a man: "can you help me get something to eat?"
w/t man: "you need to come up with something better than that, homeboy!"

welcome...

this blog will consist of snippets of conversation i hear daily...others are welcome to post comments and contribute as well...enjoy!