two girls strolling down 16th street near valencia...

girl1: "sucks that i can't wear high heels anymore!"

girl2: "how come?"

girl1: "because no guy is gonna to want to fuck me anymore!"

bummer for her....

bum: "it's my wife's brithday...got any change?"

me: "no man, sorry.."

day two:

bum: "it's my wife's brithday...got any change?"

me: "no dude, sorry"

day three: (two weeks later)

bum: "it's my wife's birthday...spare any change?"

me: "what are you a fucking mormon?"

walked away...